I've been working on OpSec at work so that it won't seem odd to my workmates that I store things in my filing cabinet other than paperwork. I've told them amusing anecdotes about hubby's diabetes and his love of chocolate, so they are quite understanding when I store "chocolate" and other "goodies" in the filing cabinet so he doesn't get into it and make himself ill.
I've also been telling people I'm "cheap" and I prefer to buy stuff when it's on sale, making a point to tell folks "such and such is on sale". Why, just the other day, the gal at the next desk kindly saved me her coupons because she couldn't be bothered using them. (Too bad they weren't for something food storage useful). The impression that I have been giving is that the stuff in the cabinet is chocolate and candy, and I occasionally actually buy some and put it in the drawer and make a bit of a production of taking a little bit home for hubby.
I'm also thinking about bringing in a plastic draw unit
Suddenly, I'm flashing on me as a kid and my granddad showing my brother and I the secret compartment in his roll-top desk! Lol!